Uncle Iroh
John
Pennsylvania, United States
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Counter Strike Global Offensive. The recoil is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of spray control, most of the bullets will go over a typical enemy's head. There’s also the CT's nihilistic look, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The global elite's understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the game, to realise that it's not just a game- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Counter Strike Global Offensive truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the importance of the existential catchphrase “Don't be a loser, buy a defuser” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gabe Newell's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Counter Strike Global Offensive. The recoil is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of spray control, most of the bullets will go over a typical enemy's head. There’s also the CT's nihilistic look, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The global elite's understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the game, to realise that it's not just a game- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Counter Strike Global Offensive truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the importance of the existential catchphrase “Don't be a loser, buy a defuser” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gabe Newell's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them.
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+rep good player
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