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You don't get to sex Grossberg

I'm probably gonna be dead and forgotten 50 years from now, so why SHOULD I care whether or not my friends can see me playing this? Big boobie shaboingboings

Is one of the devs a pederast? Honestly no clue. Even if he is, this game is fun enough in a dystopian hellscape kind of way that I would at least put him in a woodchipper head first as opposed to feet first, to shorten his agony.

He's earned that much

You get to subject no-name streaming influencers to a firing squad

A wise youtuber once said "The best builds in this game are either made by master theory crafters or a down syndrome savant and there is no in-between."

After stumbling into the Seventh Cycle of Apocalypse by standstill cheesing as an Arba Summoner of Ikshana, i can definitely tell you that i'm probably the latter since i scarcely have a clue as to how the hell i did it.

I think im hooked

You don't get to sex Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion of Essa, The Triumphant, The Light of Stars, The Eradicator

You don't get to sex any of the Terrorists

I think i understand those German warehouse workers who drive a forklift for a living and then go home and play Forklift simulator

Shame that it's buggy as all hell

I was drunk horny and slightly upset that a dinner date fell through when i saw this game was on sale

You don't get to sex Hestia Prine