WAH

dookie

aohg

Pooperland 4

wehaudhs, sobbing,,

i will dismantle your tank by hand

WOULD 10/10

G O D

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find waifus who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little waifu if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even waifu, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :))

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Thanks derip for the bday wishes!

HNNNN STOPP

I just love how the sun's stiff mercury-filled rod moves up and down ;)

HNNN STOP THA T

I want to rub the sun's hot thermometer

Hdhdbdn

pizza pasta put it in a box deliver it to my house and put it on my ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ cheesy on my peeny and a sauce a on my balls

cheesy on my peeny

You break into Tiffany's at midnight? Do you go for the vault. No? You go for the chandelier? It's priceless? As you're taking it down, a woman catches you? She tells you to stop? It's her father's business? She's Tiffany? You say no? You and her make love all night? In the morning the cops come and you escape in one of their uniforms? You tell her to meet you in Mexico, but you go to Canada? You don't trust her? Besides, you like the cold? 30 years later you get a postcard? You have a son, and he's the Chief of Police? This is where the story gets interesting? You tell Tiffany to meet you in Paris by the Trocadéro? She's been waiting for you all these years, she's never taken another lover? You don't care?
You don't show up? You go to Berlin? That's where you stashed the chandelier?

h-hey there.... i see that you play tf2 sweetie pie.. woah... wink i didn't know girls liked to play video games!!! haha... no offense i mean no way did i mean it by being sexist, it's just that (((girls don't usually play video games haha!!!)) wow! you have a medic hearts unusual and everything.. such a brave soldier going out to fight for your team of soldiers! xxx heart if you wanted to, i could be your.... pocket soldier!! haha.. even if you have 12 you can have another one. ♥♥♥♥ no sorry i didn't mean it like that i just think you're really cool and nice... my skype is on my profile if u want to call i just think ur funny cute and sweet!!! xxx

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ʙᴜᴛ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ... ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ!!! ꜱɴɪᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ ɴᴇꜰᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟy /ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟꜰ/ "ᴍᴀɴ, ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ, ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍy ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴀꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ! ᴄ'ᴍᴏɴ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀᴅy ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛt!" ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱ ꜰɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜʟᴩꜱ ꜱ-ꜱᴏ.. ᴀᴅᴊᴜꜱᴛꜱ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰɪʀᴍʟy ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ yᴏᴜ ꜱᴀy ᴛᴏ ᴍy ᴩʀᴏᴩᴏꜱᴀʟ? ᴡᴀɪᴛꜱ ᴩᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛʟy

hap day of birth !

berry mithmas

Happy Birthday!

BIRTDHY

hap birth

Happy Birf West Coast Twin

Happy birthday from the Beast East coast nerd Sending ya mosquitoes

߷ vshhhhhhhh. you've just been ＳＰＩＮＮＥＤ! Repub to spin your friends!

sinner

HD HFB

Jumbo

Wet

SPICEY

Slappy

Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

hgg no

Hhfukc

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting on your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart on my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk on discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life :'(((

thanks you dork <3

For such a lengthy list of rules on your profile, you sure seem to have ignored my simple request of "leave a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment"

Hhgfnno pls

makin my way downtown
skating fast
eating ass
and i'm homebound

HXHDGDG

I will rain ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire into your life by the means of which you have never seen. The skies will turn black with anguish. You will regret the day you were BORN, you little ♥♥♥♥. When I'm done with you, you will beg for death. I'm going to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You won't come out the same. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

AH <3

uwu

Should I leave my girlfriend for Yugioh?

I am 19 years old now and I'm an average looking guy dating the same average looking girl since I was 15. We rarely fight, few problems(I wouldn't brag about how exciting our relationship is though) The main problem is my hobby- Yugioh. I buy cards and go to tournaments(she went once and looked like she was disgusted with me- like I was a meth-head smoking and shooting up heroine with everyone).

This isn't a new thing. I've was playing Yugioh before I was dating her. Apparently, she was just going to wait for me to grow out of it. I always knew she didn't like the game. She didn't want to talk about it sometimes she'd leave the room if I ever opened a binder of cards. She has never wanted to discuss this problem in our relationship because everything else went great.

A few days ago- WHAM- she says "That stupid card game or me?!"

Believe it or not I'm not sure what to do.

Help me please.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!!^((sorry for scare, no trouble) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Burning? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) (i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

bothofyoujustkissalready