Asked him to come and work on my car; now it works but smells like ♥♥♥.

He once threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Eat's his own underwear because it freshens up his breath.

+rep I saw him punch commango's balls

He wouldn't accept the gift of a ♥♥♥♥ pistol.

Seems like the kinda guy that wakes up before 6am

hacks

Bananas are an excellent source of potassium

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