Hello, dumb.

Where are you vacationing my dear friend?
To your e-broads house perhaps?
Golly! Well.. don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Which means, you are allowed to get breastfed and yanked off simultaneously :moai: :wine_glass:
Hope you have fun!

What the f@!k are you gonna do, when you're 13 holes deep and you're just drowning. It all starts to encompass you, as the greatest sniper main of all time is 7 under par while you are flailing in the endless expanse of vicious waves. Your short game? Terrible. You're laying up on Par 5s trying to play smart Golf while Global Crown Funerus and Lindemann king creams that ball right into the hole from the tee box. Because that's what Sendy DeChambeau would do, right after popping in a zyn, he'd cream it 9000 yards. You start to notice that there's more to life. You live in a vacuum. You think "wow, what can't this handsome, young, talented, handsome, handsome individual do?!". And it dawns on you, the only thing they can't do... is Lose.
Do not ever test me on the links, I will crush you with unmitigated fury. Mario Golf Toadstool Tour, PGA Tour, Wii Sports, Real Life. Any time, any place, any format. You will receive a belt to your arse that stings worse than any lost love.

You. Me. PGA Tour 2k25. Lets hit the links and see who the real intellectual is.

I beat the game in 3 hours with JUST iron balls. You tell me whats worth and wahts not. Oh. It took You 5 hours because You have to go do an errand run to get the Star Fist because it's slightly better? B!TCH!!!! DONT KILL MY VIBE! I'm Ballin!

Mirror Mirror on the wall.. Who has no enough skill to use iron balll... THE ANSWER BE YOU!! :SKULL: Don't worry kid, I'm sure theres an ultra greatsword lying around here somewhere for ya.