TheEggKing
Eggbert
Texas, United States
Hail to the king, baby.
Hail to the king, baby.
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94 hrs on record
last played on Jun 27
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last played on Jun 26
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last played on Jun 26
Oct 31, 2019 @ 6:10pm 
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Mar 25, 2016 @ 3:26pm 
+rep for being an egg
Oct 5, 2014 @ 5:55pm 
Jul 25, 2014 @ 7:00pm 
Upon arriving at Casa Dél Egg, I was violently thrown into a windowless sex dungeon, violated with horrible devices of sexual torture, and forced to deal with a near endless sequence of shackles, electricity, and physical abuse from a most demented soul.

Fellow Yelpers: FIVE FRICKING STARS. WOULD TOTALLY VISIT AGAIN
Jul 22, 2014 @ 1:09am 
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Give This Rose இڿڰۣ---To EveryPony you care about
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