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Hi

21 - 8 = 13

thats how much money Ben lost when buying the Man o' War

IT WAS £21 OKAY

20 - 8 = 12

thats how much money Ben lost when buying the Man o' War

what's brown and sticky



a stick

BANTER

it was actually £21

there are 10 types of people in this world
those who know binary
those who don't
those who thought this would be a base 3 joke
those who thought this would be a base 4 joke
those who thought this would be a base 5 joke
those who thought this would be a base 6 joke
those who thought this would be a base 7 joke
those who thought this would be a base 8 joke
those who thought this would be a base 9 joke

20 - 8 = 12

thats how mush money you lost when buying the Man o' War

what do you get when you cross a scanner with a bar code?
BEEP

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In reality: the woman has £25 to spend

a man who runs in front of cars gets tired
a man who runs behind cars gets exhausted

why couldn't the blind man see his friends?
he was married

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?





From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

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aye matey

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you need a parachute to go skydiving twice

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then they call me ugly and poor

my granddad just dies, that made me sad

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it's a shame they'll never meet

my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket

"i wonder how far i can kick this bucket"

my friend gave me his epi-pen as he was dying
it seemed very important to him that i have it

ok, ben is dumb

say what you want about deaf people

blocked

you are a geek? so?

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what is the capital of greece?
about €20

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