-rep bro i swear in my village we no have ppl like this... i meet him on facebook group. he say he is woman from sweden want strong balkan man with tractor. i say ok i have cousin with tractor, we marry now? she say yes come to city we eat kebab.

i come to city, i see MAN... full man... beard, chest hair, smell like axe spray and depression. he wear pink miniskirt and say “call me anastasia or i scream” i say bro i just want kebab now.

then he start lick window and say he “identify as frog” he touch own nipple and wink at waiter... waiter was 75 year old man with one eye and limp.

i was scare. in my village if u wear pink sock u get exorcist. i run fast. no kebab. no beutiful swdish woman. only trauma.

don’t trust he. he not real. he is meow like a cat when he get nervous.

very hot very sexc and also hot. Did I mention he's 6'3, chizzled, jacked, rich and also had a gigantic peen. He also drives a 2026 BMW M4 CSL and one time I dropped his iphone 16 pro max 1tb inbetween his carbon bucket seats but we couldn't get it out because his Rolex Serial Number F676888 was not letting his arm go down all the way. Other than that 10/10

-rep won't give me maple syrup footjob under the table at waffle house :(

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So you're going by "542" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

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