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Recent reviews by Patchouli Knowledge Enthusiast

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0.0 hrs on record
this is the only game that has genuinely disgusted me enough to almost make me puke

10/10 I love it even more than the base game.
Posted June 13.
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8.7 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Fun wholesome game for the whole family, I recommend buying this for your children, they'll love it.
Posted June 6.
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26.5 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
it's a fishing sim disgused as a farming sim disgused as a dating sim.
Posted May 10.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
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honest abe solos
Posted April 30.
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1 person found this review helpful
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3.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
It's like if you combined Duke Nukem 3D with Pizza Tower's artstyle

And the kid listened to Touhou music and had a pirate kink.
Posted April 5.
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2.2 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Never thought I'd see the day a Touhou 3D platformer actually releases.

Cute, fun, reminds me of A Hat in Time so that's good.

Pretty short but still a fun game.
Posted March 16. Last edited March 16.
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5 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
it's so much worse than you think
Posted January 30.
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0.0 hrs on record
Randall Clark's story makes me cry every time I read it.
Posted January 20.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Don't get this on your first playthrough as it trivializes most of the early game
Posted January 15.
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3.7 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
'Postal' is the first game in the series of children's educational games to help teach kids about the postal service. Designed by Running With Scissors, While it is rather bare-bones especially compared to its successors, it still has enough content to stand on its own. Unlike later entries which featured a larger cast, Postal 1 only has Postal Dude, his friendly neighbourhood civilians and the Police Officers, Their role is similar to Postal 2's, acting as friends and guidance for the Postal Dude throughout his journey to find inner peace with his line of work.

All and all I rank this game: 9 Postal Points. Despite lacking content of later entries it's still a fun ride for kids and grownups alike who have intrested in the Postal Service. Another job well done to Running With Scissors.
Posted December 8, 2025.
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