Recent reviews by glitchedcode

the last final fantasy game, for all intents and purposes, is 12. i'm gonna finish the game just because i made the error of actually buying this slop, but for the love of god avoid this game if you have any sort of self respect

short and sweet, a very cutesy and fairly well designed soulslike experience by sokpop. something about these guys just clicks for me :)

the sheer amount of top-tier content crammed in this 10 euro game is astonishing, all while perfectly blending the JRPG and survival horror genres into an addictive gameplay loop. if you are at the very least intrigued by what you see, by all means buy the game, regardless of sale status. i, for one, will be keeping an EYE on the developer and LOOKING forward to new titles.

basic ass idle game with crypto shill showing up after like an hour of play. just do something else with your time

This is a very good game, it's not flawless by any stretch of the imagination, but it has a great cinematic story component, a banger soundtrack and fairly competent art direction. What holds the game back is a general lack of polish, both technical and in side content, as well as it being overly reliant on parries and dodges to the point that these mechanics end up overshadowing the other mechanics, which i find to be really fun and decently deep for the length of the main story. Solid 8/10

fix this unplayable, broken ass game

EDIT August 2025:
game still runs like trash despite marginal improvements to performance

the game is so fun i just beat normal mode in one sitting, and there is more content to be played, i am convinced
this game gives me joy

beat the game in two sessions of 5 and 8 hours respectively. it's a pretty good story-driven game :)
it flows a bit like a board game, with dice throws dictating your resources and the story, but i wish it was more fleshed out, especially because if you play well and complete lots of drives you'll end up maxing out your stats and the point of choosing a different character at the beginning of the game feels moot as far as replayability is concerned

Look past the heavy Risk Of Rain 2 inspiration and you will find a fascinating action roguelite experience with beautiful presentation and a gripping storyline. Phenomenal game.

The game is great, i even grinded for three full days to get to Gold 4 and start learning Juri, i EVEN bought the battle pass like an idiot, because i plan to commit to this game and grinding out kudos is not that hard.
What pisses me off is not even the battle pass (even though that's inexcusable), it's the extra mile capcom goes to screw over the consumer with the predatory monetization, like the fact you can't even buy DLC from Steam but you have to instead buy their retarded coins at set increments so that you will always have leftovers. Obviously they won't let you earn the premium currency via gameplay, because why the ♥♥♥♥ would they.
Even the DLC fighters are overpriced, costing even more than TEKKEN ones, so that's something i don't plan to buy any time soon. It's a shame because i can tell the developers really put their soul into this game, but capcom very clearly hates the player.
Hopefully things will turn for the better with time, but i can't say i expect them to.