meows at u

I visited God in 1998 and went about the ACQUISITION of a gender. I asked God to PROCURE me a fine vagina. From henceforth in this review, I will refer god is Jehovah the Nova. Jehovah the Nova got me a ♥♥♥♥ instead but no worries, I wanted to the DYSPHORIA edition of a human body anyway. He may have hearing difficulties but no problem. I actually preferred the DYSPHORIA edition. 6/5 stars, another example of God's MARVELLOUS customer service and skills of TELEPATHY with trans people's genders.
I love God, and so should you. I am PERPLEXED at the other trans customers who have had the HERESY to claim that God should 'clean public toilets' and 'gives us the wrong genitals'. If God is a public toilet cleaner he has my FIVEFOLD FELICITATIONS.
P.S The cis customers have said God never makes mistakes and I COULD NOT AGREE MORE. Beware of the other Trans customers like myself claiming he should 'suck our girldicks and boyclits for giving us the wrong genders'
Big up Christ gang

It grabbed my shoulders and slammed me back against the headboard. It’s huge frame settled over me as its fur scourged ankle-smacker swelled and stiffened. I was petrified, unable to so much as shiver at the sight of it all. A single taloned finger pushed its way into my mouth and pried it open. Before I knew it, the beast’s throbbing lap rocket was careening into my open gob.

It was like trying to sword swallow a wool tube-sock with a leg in it.

Its massive claws grabbed my hands as it continued its work. My fingers were guided up it’s belly, across it’s matted, wiry fur. My fingertips passed over something, and its guidance paused. A small bump. A nipple? I gave it a curious squeeze, which sent shivers through the beast’s entire body. It moved my other hand to another nipple. Then up to another. Then up to another. Then back down. Then up. I felt like an old timey phone operator trying to eat a possum flavored party sub while I worked.

I just came in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

FAQ

What does this mean?

A large load of baby gravy has been transferred from my testicles into your rectum.

Why did I do this?

There are several reasons why I came in your ass. These include, but are not limited to:

Your comment turned me on

You are cute

Your dad was too busy

How did I do this?

I rammed your rectum with my handsome hog until I turned you into a frosting factory.

Why am I telling you about this?

Your ass will be leaking ♥♥♥ for at least 36 hours and may be a slipping hazard. Also you might be gay.

How can you avoid this in the future?