Am i the only one who goons to geometry dash (not the women) levels?
NOT A COPYPASTA. REAL STORY.

I used to be asexual and aromantic, since I think everyone looks just as okay and I find no romantic interest in talking to people. Porn is just downright disgusting for me. But whenever I watch good gameplay, I get uncontrollably erect and can't resist the urge to start masturbating. I want to know that is it just me who masturbates to gameplay from geometry dash? Or do other people do it as well? Just look at QDYNAMIX and tell me you DONT get hard at how satisfying the gameplay is????? I need answers.

No, I am not talking about geometry dash girls like the girls in Aperture or Muse Dash. I meant the pure, raw gameplay.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

They knew 🙀🙈 to stay 💒 away 😂 from the wells 😦 - but 🍑 they were just kids 😎👦. And they just wanted 😍 to know 🤔.

They threw ⛹ in dirt 😷 and stone 💎 and kifruit and starseed, watching 👀 as they collapsed 👧🏼🐒🍇. Thorp! The gravity ⚰ wells 😤👌💯 would swallow 👅 up ☝ anything 😯. Glass 👓 and mud 🕳 and silver 🥈. Wind 💨. Heat 🔥☀. Pulsar radiation ☢.

And when 🍑 his 👅💦 brother 👬 wasn’t watching 👀, Mithrix would throw 👐 in worms 🐛. Thorp! But 🍑 only when 🍑 he 👥 wasn’t watching 👁👀. You 👈😏 see 👀, his 💦 brother 👨🏾 loved ❤ worms 🐛. It would make 💘 him 👴 sad 😭. But 🍑 Mithrix didn’t care 💅 much 🔥 about 💦 worms 🐍. He 👥 was just curious 🙇🏼.

But 🍑 one 1️⃣ time 🕐🕧, his 💦 brother 👬 was watching ⌚. And his 💦 brother 👬 loved ❤ worms 🐍.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.
Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?

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