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Mar 17, 2016 @ 8:21pm 
-rep dont trade with him he stole my virginity and my awp safari mesh bs
Feb 25, 2016 @ 5:00pm 
+rep awesome and fast trader!!
Jul 27, 2015 @ 6:09pm 
my pet dog is watching
Jul 14, 2015 @ 5:11pm 
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Jun 28, 2015 @ 8:18pm 
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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my ♥♥♥♥♥.

By the grace of God, ye must now slap others and earn thyn own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed.
Apr 13, 2015 @ 9:06pm 
I think it's time for me to come out of the armory: I sexually identify as an M4A1 carbine.
People told me that it's impossible for me to be an assault rifle and that I am mentally ill, but I don't care. I am beautiful. I know that I was supposed to be born as a fully-automatic, 5.56x45mm-firing military killing machine. I've already contacted a good surgeon, and am having a telescoping stock, rail system, and removable carrying handle attached to my body. From now on, I want you to call me "M4". If you don't accept the new, true me, you are a gunophobe and need to check your carbine privilege. Thanks for being so understanding guys!
Mar 26, 2015 @ 1:16pm 
-rep spammed me

Feb 26, 2015 @ 7:34pm 
+rep hes favrite skin is foreskin
can u msg me wat foreskin means again
Feb 9, 2015 @ 1:02pm 
arrrest him he told me what a foreskin and a bbc is and im only 8
Feb 9, 2015 @ 12:58pm 
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Dec 3, 2014 @ 6:45pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR!(Damn pc,jk) It is impossible to delete our friendship/♥♥♥♥ buddy.Put this on people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
Nov 26, 2014 @ 1:01pm 
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Nov 26, 2014 @ 11:29am 
+rep ♥♥♥♥♥ on the first date.
Nov 9, 2014 @ 12:14am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is life
Outside the zone atleast.
Am right comrade?
Nov 8, 2014 @ 10:58pm 
Inside vaginas
Nov 8, 2014 @ 7:26pm 
♥♥♥♥♥
Nov 5, 2014 @ 12:20pm 
♥♥♥♥
Nov 3, 2014 @ 7:11pm 
Йи
Nov 3, 2014 @ 6:36pm 
Yee
Nov 3, 2014 @ 6:07pm 
Бой мне суку
Nov 2, 2014 @ 9:09pm 
COME AT ME COMRADE
Oct 30, 2014 @ 9:37pm 
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE