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My lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy, my crops are too fertile, my harvest is too bountiful, my car is too fast, my abode has too many acres, my wife is too attractive and fun to be with, my economy is too stable, my wealth is too abundant, my vision is too sharp, my body is too healthy, my life is too blessed, the weather is too perfect, my computer is too powerful, my monitor is too immaculate, my wifi is too fast, my water is too healthy and refreshing, my name is too revered, my presence is too respected, my house is too clean, my attire is too comfortable, my bed is too comfortable, my sofa is too comfortable, my chairs are too comfortable, my car is too luxurious (and comfortable), my mansion is too opulent, my megayacht is too grand, my steed is too majestic, my grades are too high, my business is too successfulI
She hasn't done anything to me yet though, so I can't call the police. I know she's thinking about sinking her nails into my flesh and biting my shoulder, but I can't call the police. Because she hasn't done anything to me yet. So I can't do anything about it.
She's saying "hiii" to me, with way, way, way too many "i"s at the end, she's lingering around when she sees me. She's trying to break the touch barrier, not too directly, but pretty directly. There's a woman ovulating in my building. She is going to do something terrible to me. I can tell.