My ex friend who (allegedly) jacked off to animal hospital fart porn in VC was just reported as missing after running away from their home because we cut them off

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1. How to Suck a Clit.

My fem friend asked me to write this for the public good,
so I'm rewriting the clit-sucking method.

The clit is homologous to the penis, you see.
The clit has a glans too.

When it gets erect, the glans pops out like bam!
If you yank the hood off right before erection and rub it all rough,

The super sensitive clit goes ugh ♥♥♥♥! and kills off its sensitivity.

So, make sure to arouse it gradually
until it naturally gets erect and emerges.

I'll tell you about ways to arouse it gradually.

First off, since it's an extremely sensitive organ,
you can't just dive in and suck it right away.

Kiss the perineum and the inner thighs, the outer labia next to the clit,
wander around the perineum above the anus, etc.,

and give it some soft pecks.

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I understand now how scary being a mouse must be.

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Bro has information about peanuts that the rest of us aren't ready for

💡Appropriate Masturbation Method No. 2💡

[Low Grip Thrust Exercise]
・Align the movement of the penis and hand
・Move at the same pace as actual sexual intercourse
・Perform with legs bent

The low grip thrust exercise is a medically endorsed method of masturbation🙌

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So creative, I could watch it a few times and still want more 👀

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Sprit just refreshed its logo that adding what they call the lemon.

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Every Life of creature on earth started by silent moment like this,Not chaos, but coded biology two bodies answering an ancient equation .

Peeking underground from a mole's perspective

Beyond the narrow tunnel lies
countless passages and living spaces

Beneath the ground, it was more than I imagined...
So this is what the mole's world is like...

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Speed will star as Speed in a new anime-style series written by Matt Owens (‘One Piece’).

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A new and shocking junk food has been added to my life.

Once I start drinking (eating?) it, I can't stop!

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Chernobyl Fungus Seems to Have Evolved an Incredible Ability

Jynxzi forced to end stream after busting a load in his pants on vrchat 😂

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Lumo going viral in 2026 but everyone thinks he’s AI. Put some respect on his name

🚨 THEY’RE NOT HIDING IT ANYMORE — “ZOMBIE ATTACK” SURVIVAL GUIDES NOW BEING HANDED OUT INSIDE TEXAS COURTHOUSES

A woman walks into her local courthouse in Burleson, Texas... and sees this sitting there like it’s completely normal:

An official government pamphlet titled
“ZOMBIE ATTACK — ARE YOU PREPARED?”

Not a joke.
Not a display.
Actively stocked for the public to take.

Inside the guide:

• Evacuation routes
• Emergency survival plans
• Long-term supply checklists
• Step-by-step disaster response instructions

Even lines that read:
“When they get hungry… they won’t stop.”

And it’s being handed out in a courthouse… next to legal forms, eviction notices, and public services like it belongs there.

The strangest part?

Government agencies have openly admitted in the past that “zombie scenarios” are sometimes used as a placeholder for real emergency situations like outbreaks, mass panic

The Character Designs and Intros for Time Takers are Beautiful The team did a really good job here! 😍 #timetakers

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I don't send invites out, you'll send me an add if you think you're suitable as a hypnotic candidate :spacepony: I'm in the UK time zone, and if you're already owned, don't even try applying, thank you! No friend collectors allowed either.

5 Natural Ways to ELIMINATE Erectile Dysfunction (ED) for Good and Last Longer In Bed.

(Most men learn this too late...)

1. Cut Out Porn (It’s Destroying Your Brain & D!ck

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He doesn't care. He doesn't mind. He just wants the honey. That's why they call him... The Honey Badger!

Beavo had no choice but to go home after no one showed up to his nightclub appearance, resulting in the owner cancelling on him 😬

they used to call me dodger in school

A gamer who had spent hours reaching the highest level was frozen when a girl suddenly interrupted him and "reset" him by one second.

The fruit of his efforts → vanished with a single tap.

Effort vs. a moment -- the cruel reality..

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Think on that.,

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