As i am part of the pc master race
i scroll through the menus
case after case
i buy more keys
hoping to score
then i finally get that awp dragon lore
i shout out with glee
“time to snipe some noobs with grace”
if i miss
i'll still knife you in the face
because i got a karambit last night you see
as i open cases with glee
while you are distracted
i capture bomb site b
as you get REKT
in silver 3
AND I STOP
realizing that steam is scamming me
if i don’t quit i won’t have any money
but i can’t quit..
because counterstrike is not just a game
it’s a lifestyle
and even though my team of 5 may not be worth while
i kept on fighting through denial
When i planted the c4 i thought it was the winning move
Until the enemy collateraled my teams Noobs
The 1v5 was not mine to win
The epic clutch started to begin
I sniped the first 2 noobs with my awp dragon lore
Then i realized the other 3 had disarmed my c4
Now this is my story about how i came so close to success
then failed
Just remember not to 1v1 me
or you will get nailed.