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Jul 26, 2025 @ 3:55pm 
O.o I haven't showered since last year. Happy new year!!!
Jun 13, 2025 @ 4:46pm 
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
May 4, 2025 @ 4:33pm 
hit dat like button if u miss ur friends :(
Oct 18, 2024 @ 4:22pm 
! i have two rofl
Sep 1, 2024 @ 5:20pm 
i have a kid now lmao
Nov 15, 2023 @ 3:26pm 
hannnnnnnnnn
Jul 18, 2023 @ 3:13pm 
O_O I haven't showered since last year lol ~ happy new year
Jun 10, 2023 @ 8:38pm 
the depression might win lads
Aug 6, 2022 @ 1:46pm 
You know it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes i gotta move the antenna, sometimes i lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!
Jul 31, 2022 @ 4:23pm 
No more foolin' around. From now on, I'm Super-Dad! I'll work straight through lunch so I can get home on time. So make sure you save a big ol' stinky diaper for me to change, and you can take the night off, pal.
Jul 11, 2022 @ 11:21am 
Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style!
May 22, 2022 @ 9:35am 
Good thing we’re all wearing our anti sea rhinoceros undergarments, right Squidward?
Apr 7, 2022 @ 3:18pm 
It’s off to jail for you Mr Krabs!
Feb 22, 2022 @ 8:44am 
Your mothers right son. Mermaidman will understand
Feb 11, 2022 @ 8:36pm 
Where does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab?
Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:12pm 
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? I'm so sorry. Mommy?
Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:54pm 
And so, ladies and gentlemen! Make sure you buy lots of Krabby Patties as i... BURY MYSELF ALIVE!
Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:29pm 
Yeah uh we're with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises
Dec 5, 2021 @ 8:36pm 
Perfect patties are made with love, not magic.
Dec 1, 2021 @ 2:50pm 
hello?
Nov 4, 2021 @ 6:31pm 
Whatever this is- it’s going on your permanent recorrrrddddd
Oct 25, 2021 @ 8:14am 
WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
Oct 18, 2021 @ 10:18am 
One watermelon fresh from the manure field, your spookiness!
Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:05pm 
I have birthed my firstborn, time is not real
Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:54pm 
hellooooo
Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:40pm 
HELLO
Sep 29, 2021 @ 12:49pm 
Two gold doubloons!
Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:12pm 
Hold that thought Spongebob, cause it’s time for a down-home favorite! Find the hay in the needle stack!
Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:32pm 
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYONE, IT’S THE APPETIZER
Aug 23, 2021 @ 10:05am 
one dozen cryin cows on the farm, uuuuup
Aug 12, 2021 @ 8:56am 
We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request!
Jul 27, 2021 @ 8:25am 
P.O.O.P = people order our patties
Jul 25, 2021 @ 3:10pm 
hannie bananie bo bannie hannnnnnnnieeeeeeee ♥
Jul 3, 2021 @ 12:36pm 
You said it, Sandy will never find us!
Jun 30, 2021 @ 3:45pm 
I was just doing my imitation of Mystery, Wee-Snaw!
Jun 13, 2021 @ 9:46am 
It’s ok Sandy, Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals
Jun 4, 2021 @ 8:09am 
SO, KRABS. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL THE FLYING DUTCHMAN
May 30, 2021 @ 1:31pm 
oh, my aching tentacles.
May 25, 2021 @ 4:01pm 
hey bb
May 24, 2021 @ 3:06pm 
i CAUGHT the UGLY
May 21, 2021 @ 9:15am 
now Squidward, you wouldn't wanna have to talk to human resources, would you?
May 16, 2021 @ 7:13pm 
i'm no wimp, i'm a JERK!
May 9, 2021 @ 5:50am 
Oh barnacles, i hate the pill
Apr 23, 2021 @ 8:42am 
COME ON YOU LAZY MARY, START RUBBIN ME WITH THAT CHOCOLATE
Apr 20, 2021 @ 2:24pm 
SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT.
Apr 3, 2021 @ 2:25pm 
Hmph, Mermaid man and Barnacle boy
Mar 23, 2021 @ 8:55am 
I CANT SEE, I CANT SEE, hey... i can't see!
Mar 12, 2021 @ 5:53am 
Ok Spongebob, you can be Dirty Dan, i just wanna be Patrick
Mar 10, 2021 @ 5:43pm 
I keep forgetting to log onto steam
Mar 4, 2021 @ 5:34pm 
Listen you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward's been living at MY house driving me CRAZY, AND YOU"RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?????