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Hey future wife, quick question. After the wedding, when everyone leaves, can we have one last slow dance while we pray about how we’ll spend the rest of our lives together?

I go to a catholic school and since it was Good Friday they too me to the church next to our school and gave me a crucify-wedgie!!! They put my underwear's leg holes so high up they went over my arms. Then the leg holes went over the whole horizontal part of the cross effectively keeping them in place as they tied my feet to the cross and tickled them. The whole school was there singing "Were You There (When They Crucified My Lord)". After a few minutes they took me off the cross and my crush was playing Mary so she had to carry me while I was in an atomic-melvin-kangaroo-dragging wedgie. In the tomb they put me in a swaddle wedgie to be my robe and laid me there for 30 minutes to simulate the 3 days. At the end they gave my a hanging wedgie to show I had risen and threw me out of the church. My mom said she was embarrassed by me so I had to finish the rest of the school day.

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed by me, lets play csgo