Esh Papi
Jakob
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Sometimes you just gotta hoomani you know?

But you can't forget to also peemani.

Hoomani peemani hoomani peemani budda de sammina budda summida.

Everybody: What are you doing with your life?
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter, the only means of arousal is sending my Hellfire missiles to purge Talibs, you can not run, you can not hide.

Does anyone actually read this? Cause man I set it up to be pretty appalling to the eyes, anyway if you do read this make sure to like subscribe and add me on Snapchat Jamie.S98,
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)___________(_(____>__|
_______/\_|___C_____)/___BE__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)__SMILE__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\____:p___//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

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Sometimes you just gotta hoomani you know?

But you can't forget to also peemani.

Hoomani peemani hoomani peemani budda de sammina budda summida.

Everybody: What are you doing with your life?
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter, the only means of arousal is sending my Hellfire missiles to purge Talibs, you can not run, you can not hide.

Does anyone actually read this? Cause man I set it up to be pretty appalling to the eyes, anyway if you do read this make sure to like subscribe and add me on Snapchat Jamie.S98,
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)___________(_(____>__|
_______/\_|___C_____)/___BE__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)__SMILE__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\____:p___//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

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The Hound
May 3 @ 4:50am 
I am a man of many things - a loner who only has associates and no personal relations. Some might even say I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. ⚫️⚪️🔴
Oh, your eyes are cold
And mine are crying for you
So much left to say
And little time to get through
You're on another path
While I'm stuck in the past
You're on another path
What's good can't ever last
I'm lookin' at you, and you're lookin' at me
But the glimmer in your eyes is sayin' you wanna leave
You're sayin' to me what you're sayin' to me
But the glimmer in your eyes is telling me other things
I don't wanna get undrеssed
For a new person all ovеr again
I don't wanna kiss someone else's neck
And have to pretend it's yours instead
Did you feel the tunnel light leaving you?
Did you see the tunnel light?
All memories in high-speed going home
And all the wounds I try to heal
Without you
baconboi
Apr 23 @ 6:10am 
#HSNC
Hells
Apr 20 @ 10:09am 
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Wanted Hero
Dec 29, 2025 @ 10:32pm 
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand.

Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains.

The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand.

Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
Msgt Higgs
Nov 28, 2023 @ 4:08am 
_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)___________(_(____>__|
_______/\_|___C_____)/___BE__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)__SMILE__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\____:p___//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
Hells
Sep 3, 2023 @ 6:16am 
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