If reckless has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If reckless has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If reckless has only one fan, then that is me.
If reckless has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against reckless, then I am against the world

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1401590/Disney_Dreamlight_Valley/

Bro called and asked me to help change his oil. I got to his place and couldn't find him anywhere in the garage. Walked in the house and he's mid-enema. Looks me dead in the eyes and says, "You're late". Haven't spoke to him since

hey F@#& you, PAL!

did u change ur number? ive been callin a few dozen times a day but boost mobiles about to cut my phone off so im gonna be deaddropping you letters around portland. if u find one just write something down and leave it exactly where u found it. maybe leave a $5 boost card so i can call u. anyways the libraries closing so i gtg u probably wont hear from me for a few weeks xoxo

you think you're real slick, u/boofmeister69? I found you on steam and I will find you irl. Stop sending your anal plugs to my grandmother, you sick freak