Ey psst... wanna web som fish

HL2 has a stranglehold on me

stream HL2 🗣️🗣️❗❗

JIJ bent echt een nurd

Hoi 👋😀 ik checkte net 🧐🔬📝 je profiel 👤 toevallig 🎲 en zag 👀 dat je een meisje bent 😛🚺🤤 door je foto 📸😏. Zag ook 👀 dat je games 🎮speelt🎮 als overwatch⬆️🕑 en League of Legends🙌🏅en enz. Dat je een 🎮gamer🎮 girl😛💁‍♀️🤤 bent is heel 🆒🌬❄️❗️

Sorry dat ik onbeschoft was 😔😤😉, ik wist eerst niet 🤔💭 dat je een meisje bent 😛🚺🤤. Wat denk je, 🧠 vrienden zijn?😻💏Ik ben echt 💞dol💞 op meisjes die 🎮gamen🎮 Misschien 🤷‍♂️ kunnen we wat van de 🎮games🎮spelen, 😏🍆🥜 samen?🧝‍♀️✨🧝‍♀️ Een keer?🕰 Ik heb je een bericht gestuurd,📲 🙇‍♂️hoop🙇‍♂️ op een antwoord 📬

You are offline at the moment. How do I tame a Scottish man? You should know. Thanks.

get that aids off my profile.

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

HOW DARE U

Wonderful ;3

pretty good, thanks!

Oh, and it's Jetski, sorry, it's been a while :)

Rin rin, how's it been been

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpbGz9JPadM

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You've been visited by the fedora of mystery and euphoria! Tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable headwear!

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you sociable person? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Feals, and I’ve been involved in not having a gf, and I have over 300 confirmed Friday nights alone. I am 50 years old and I’m the top wizard in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another alpha. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with sad stories the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feels. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of neckbeards across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tears, maggot. The tears that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ depressed, kid. I can feel anywhere, anytime, and I can make you feel in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with no gf.

♥ This is the windmill of friendship ♥ Repost if you also love your friends ♥

hey *winkwonk*

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOLD YOU

I MOTHER, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, TOLD ALL OF YOU

NONE OF YOU BELIEVED ME

YOU ALL CALLED ME CRAZY

YOU ALL DISMISSED ME

VINDICATION MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOLD YOU THAT THE BRAIN ISN'T WHAT DOES THINKING, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOLD YOU AND YOU LAUGHED, WHOSE LAUGHING NOW

THE BRAIN IS JUST A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATTERY, A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AMPLIFIER FOR A SIGNAL, A INTEGRATED CIRCUIT THAT ROUTES THE RELEVANT SIGNALS AND HANDLES SOME LOW LEVEL AUTOMATED ♥♥♥♥

THE BRAIN ISN'T THE SEAT OF CONSCIOUSNESS

THE BRAIN DOESN'T THINK

YOU WERE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MISLED AND COULDN'T SEE IT

WHAT NOW MOTHERFCUKERS? WHAT NOW?

SOMEONE WANNA GUESS HOW I KNEW IT?

SOMEONE WANNA TAKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRACK AT IT? GO ON

I'M WAITING

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KOM DAN KOEKOEK JONGE.

Waaghals alert

♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIGHT ME florian.

Beemster kaas is een smedige, smaakvolle premium kaas uit het hart van de Beemster polder. De eersteklas kazen worden met liefde bereid in de klassieke kaasmakerij en kunnen op hun gemak natuurlijk rijpen. Met tradities en geheimen die al generaties lang meegaan, weet Beemster precies hoe we kaas kunnen maken op het allerhoogste niveau. Daarom zijn hun kazen al ruim 100 jaar zo smedig en smaakvol. Beemster kaas begint met verse melk die aan alle kwaliteitseisen voldoet. De koeien van hun boeren staan zo veel mogelijk buiten en eten vers gras dat dankzij de zilte kleigrond barst van de gezonde voedingswaarden. Daar begint de voorsprong. Van deze melk maken zij op ambachtelijke wijze kaas. Zo roeren ze de wrongel bijvoorbeeld nog met de hand en keuren de kaasmeesters de kazen uitgebreid tot zij zeker weten dat ze van superieur niveau zijn.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

my name is linda and i use super hipster classy fancy names for my steam accoBLABL BLA BLA bL LLA BA al AnlA laAl Help nk

ily tho

No you're poop.

I am Space Janitorial Male.
And this is my cleaning implement.

YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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I'll eat ur nees Rivanda

RIP Eddsworld

It was pretty swell.

yeah bruh.

oh fugg

it's been dead for awhile, hasn't it

OH YOU ARE COMMENTING BECAUSE I COMMENTED ON THE EDDSWORLD THING! I completely forgot I did haha. remember Linda? dat's me.

I have no idea who da hell u are and why you're commenting?? im rin.

look at the name
the question is who are you

who are YOU? o_O

wait who are you

i love u

quit abusing me.

have my babies

you are.

| this is my favourite video ever.
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merry christmas, nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv84XvGD6Jc

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