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hi guys my name is jake hayes and today i will be reviewing duke nuke em foirver. this game is well... lets start here.. the year was 1993 duke nuken 2 for the pc hhad just reewaleased and it was so awesome and everbody loved it so much and then they were like ok shiuts getrting 3d nowe so lets make a 3d duke nuken and they worked on it for so so so so long andf by the time they hafd anything close to done the chinese guys and sony had released the playstation 3. now let me tell you playstation 3 was so kickass. blui ray dvd player. littel big planet. and PORN on the internet browser. (for all my gamers out there lkooking for the internet browser it is the www icon. thank me later ;) so back to thge game. they had ti oputg iut on the xbox 360 and when it came out everyone was likew this ♥♥♥♥ is foul as ♥♥♥♥ but i watched a youtuber played it and iu thot it was funny then i turned 20 years old and biuyghgt this game on steam and i bought it and i downloaded it and let me tell you. the game is non stop laughs and smiles with wacky missions with that old fashioned duke twist. hot babes epic guns and som,e of the best written jokes in any media EVER! it is so fun please give it a
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May 29 @ 7:00am 
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May 19 @ 9:34pm 
-rep traded my strange black box for a pokemon card and it was fake, scammer!!
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Jul 29, 2025 @ 8:35pm 
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Jul 8, 2025 @ 12:42pm 
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Jul 7, 2025 @ 9:14am 
welcome to did you know gaming. did you know, in mario sunshine or galaxy I cant remember theres black people hiding in the distance of one of the maps. someone told me it was the souls of previous players but anyway its really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary