Big Egg , Small ♥♥♥♥

Big Egg

Obvious cheating noob.

=rep hecker ♥♥♥♥ idiot

-rep easy bot

-rep, cheating kid

-rep bot player rat

Hey, I saw he was so blatant in the last round. I did keep an eye out after you guys said. He was tracing you through the walls.
I reported him as well 👊🏻

♥♥♥♥♥ player think good ^^

↓ Mad cuz lost on Anubis

einfach ein hurensohn was soll man sagen

dein arsch wird gebannt on god

iididiot german boosted by cheaters

CS2 isn't real you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers. Save your love for the real world. Stop acting like CS2 is real or better then real life. You're going to be sad and alone if you do nothing but watch CS2. Nothing wrong with being antisocial but damn. Some of you weebs take everything too far. Why're you collecting foreign weapons you don't know how to use? That's red flaggy. Put you on a watch list when your clumsy ass sloppily cuts up your grandma cause she wouldn't buy you your narutos. Life is stressful, life is hard, there are times where everything and everyone sucks and I'm miserable. But I don't want to spend my life trying to escape or avoid my hardships and problems. Cause then I'll end up living an empty life. Never making friends. Never finding love. Never accomplishing anything. So. I don't want other people to let CS2 consume their lives and distract them from important things in life or from things they really want to DO

Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff.

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth.

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Seb told me to try EA SPORTS™ FIFA 23 for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a EA SPORT. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Seb, you truly changed my life!

Idc+ ratio+ carti better+ carti solos+ carti > your existence +don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported! + ask deez + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + cringe + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + eat glass

-rep

+rep had some ggs in fall guys

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get at least 10 you r A TRUE HOMIE

-rep ddos'd me

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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+rep

+rep B I G

Not a fan.

+rep Super cutie

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S P O O K E D

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

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He uses his "Pimmel" to send em to "Himmel".

"When you reach 95 you're allowed to die" Seb 2018/11/12

E is like cabbage.

boosted cheater kid

"Trust me, if anyone knows what nazi's should look like. It's me" - 23/05/2018

BIG DADDY MOONROCK WANT BIG DADDY MOONCOCK

Seb -"♥♥♥♥ all these flower scents making me sneeze"
James - "You mean pollen right?"
Seb -"Yeah that one" 22/04/2018

"You know why shes so hot? It's because she looks like she's 17" - 10/04/18
Seb on Avril Lavigne

"Did you say you were going to dump in my face?" - 18/03/2018

+rep Good Player

+rep Very Good Guy

"Syria got 3rd in their group? I'm surprised they got 11 people on the pitch without one of them blowing up" - 11/10/2017

"POKE BALLS, YOU KNOW P-O-K-ACCENT-E-BALLS" - 10/10/2017

"Give as many news as possible" - 02/08/17

HOT knife would choke on

this guy is rude

"START QUEUEING......Oh.... I'm leader.....That's awkward" - 06/06/17

"It was a typo out of my mouth" - 03/05/17

-rep ez cheats