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A bar walks into a man...

The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.

The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.

The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.

The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.

Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

Sexy girl on pfp

i just lost my daaawggg

hi

Very cute femboy

I just gooned to your profile.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:

You have an attractive pfp,

You played well in a game on my team,

Your account was aesthetically pleasing.

Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.

How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.

+rep ggez bro toxic thanks

-rep sin taiskoi

-реп руинит катки, онли на спавне бегает

everyone who types -rep IS JUST JEALOUS OF THIS PLAYER

-REP TYPICAL CHEATERS BOT

обосаное чмо с вх кидайте репорты сразу

spasiba

HAPPY NEW YEAR

wesołych świąt, i nowego roku <3

fuh u niga

u kicked my gf when i disconnected for 1 round......

-rep trolling from the start

-rep bots

-rep ukrainian also hates evangelion

-rep cwel i idiota

low tab

-rep, team grief + noob

nice wh

trash losing a 2v5 game

Don't invite me to play ever again. You should Not waste my time, beta.

trash

da un

Saiko, ты мой ЛЮБИМЫЙ фембой, никогда не меняйся, ты можешь всегда быть кем хочешь, я тебя в любом случае поддержу ❤

После хорошей игры я добавил его, потому что он казался классным парнем. Мы общались несколько месяцев мы стали хорошими друзьями. Много стеба, много отличных шуток и, самое главное, настоящая дружба.
Я пригласил его в мой дом для вечеринки. Он сказал, что приедет, поэтому я с нетерпением ожидал встречи с ним в реальной жизни.
Когда он приехал ко мне домой, он толкнул меня к стене и начал покусывать мое ухо, я почувствовал, как его твердый член врезался в мою ногу. Я ударил его, а затем постучал. Оказывается, он был гей. Не верьте этому парню.

who even are you

хуйлуша

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HIRT MK :)

Хуесосина

stop leaving noob camper

-rep wierd asf

+rep nice guy and good player

Ты высокомерный идиот, надеюсь, ты умрешь, ты чертовски бесполезен, ты не умеешь стрелять, ты бесполезен, надеюсь, твоя собака откусит тебе член по ночам, когда ты мастурбируешь на гей-порно, ты - ♥♥♥♥♥♥ засранец, у которого есть читы и нет, он говорит по-лондонски, ♥♥♥♥♥ - он читер, у тебя серебро 1, надеюсь ты умрешь - репутация

living fent machine ნო ი ჯა სიę ფჲთამ ჩზłოwიექუ დუმნჲ თჲ ჯესთეś ზ სიებიე ზდაჯესზ სობიე სფრაwę ზ თეგო ჩო რობისზ?მასზ თჲ wოგóლე როზუმ ი გოდნოśჩ ჩზłოwიექა?ჯა ნიე wიემ ალე żაłოსნჲ თჲფექ ზ ჩიებიე ,ჩჰჲბა ნიე ფომჲśლაłეს ნაwეთ ჩო რობისზ ი ქოგო ობრაżასზ ,მოżესზ სობიე ობრაżაჩ თჲჩჰ ჩო ნა თო ზასłუżჲლი სობიე ალე ნიე ნასზეგო ფაფიეżა ფოლაქა ნასზეგო როდაქა wიელქą ოსობę ,ი თაქ wჲჯąთქოwა ი wაżნą ბო თო ნიე ჯესთ

(oh btw i stole his look dont mind if i do)

+rep extremely chill guy

+rep kinda real

cheater spins first round

cheater idiot

hi wanna gay se/xxx ????

cheating

cheating since first round

cheater noob