Recent reviews by Tiny Mute Lizard

Probably the best remake i ever played of the best horror game i ever played to one of the best games period i ever played.

Near every flaw of the original got removed, story beats have been improved and while there are one or two changes i do not enjoy fully there is so much in this game that works perfectly where it didnt before that i think this is what remakes should be measured by.

Its like the original, but better in near every single way.

While some voice actors have not been... changed for the better i admit and poor Gunner Wright did get the short end of the stick here a little bit... the fact that Motive went and had the entire Game rewritten for Isaac now speaking like he did in Dead Space 2 (and 3 but we dont talk about 3) is pretty outstanding effort and while i do get why some people dont enjoy him speaking now, it fits better into the narrative in my opinion and its so well written that - like i mentioned before - just improves the atmosphere extremely.

Only thing i really want to complain about is the way the Agricultur-area is now set up.

Dear robotic 10-Kiloton-Warning Message, R.I.P., i miss u.

Finally i can kill Tuvix myself, everytime some Hyper DS9-Fanboy comes along to try and sh*t in my coffee.

After playing it a few hours now i got to say that while i enjoy the game, it has some... absurd balance issues.

Some missions become impossible to resolve thanks to RNG, resource management is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (and there is no other way to put it, sadly), the crew moral system is utter hoghwash and pathetic with how unintuitive it is...

This is kind of... almost breaking the game. I still enjoy it a lot, i still love reading the little story tidbits but its a very... careful... "Yes" to fans of the show. For everyone else... it needs patchin'. And a lot.

I really wish they would add a bit more variation to the maps. The Kiln is just... annoying by now. Otherwise i really enjoy it.

IK did not think this game would be as addictive as it was, because it seems deceptively simple. However next to all the combinations of weapons and weapon evolutions there is such a metric ton of stuff to unlock that it feels sheer endlessly motivating. Free and Payed DLC is also on rather high quality and add so much on top AGAIN that it just turns the game into something 20 times worth its price. I hope they keep adding to it.

I would love to be able to play Multiplayer without limitations though if i choose to.

I do like the game a lot. I would say im not a shooter person, mind, but considering how much i played other games this is probably wrong. But did play BF6 in the Beta and enjoyed it and with some smaller issues i still enjoy it now.

I am still giving it a downvote for one single reason tho and that is the unlock-system. I cannot imagine people actually enjoying this...

I wrote this with a bit of frustration but my point stands: Reach arbitrary 500 levels in this career before you can do 50 meaningless challenges of stuff you probably did twice over already by the time you reached said arbitrary level to unlock baseline features of your class. Alternatively: Reach arbitrary 500 levels in this carer before you can do 50 ABSURDLY demanding tasks... to unlock baseline features of your class. C4 for example is a feature to make Recon viable as support against vehicles. Why on earth do you suddenly think after like half a dozen games in the franchise it should be the dead last item to unlock? This just makes no sense...

Also weapon unlocks are waaay too late. What the heck... I want to unlock the stuff before the inevitable battlefield 7 comes out in 8 months. Some weapons are so deep in the game, the game will have dropped off before most people will see them. Plus attachments need to be unlocked all over for every weapon, which in some cases makes an absolute night and day difference... which is an issue in itself...

Lastly, to go on a tanget: Even tho this failed on every level in the past years, EA still couldnt help it but force characters on us instead of just letting us be some soldier. I do not care what those people are named. This isn't an RPG. And if it was i certainly wouldn't pick any of those absurd looking creatures ranging from sweaty to absurdly oily eyebrows over the one guy who has a nose so big he cant wear his tactical mask properly. This is a bit silly if you remember that this was a massive point in the last Battlefield with the stupid Operator-Stuff that everyone does since Siege. Just let me pick a Gender for the voice and and keep your nightmareish visions of what human beings look like...

Games like Arena Breakout always have the exact same flaw: You don't win by being good at anything. You win by being a ♥♥♥♥♥. And between Tarkov and Hunt, this eteranl reluctance to do anything about it makes this genre nothing but a persistant eyeroller and i cannot look at this ♥♥♥♥ anymore because im afraid at some point my eyes will be stuck in the back of my skull...

Ironically i did not encounter half as many cheaters as people claim, but that doesn't really mean anything. They do seem to try and do something about it at least.

Fun game but the balancing is a bit of a mess. It needs a lot of tweaking which is a bit wild considering how few characters it has for a Moba.

Still pretty fun though, even if it occasionally suffers from a lack of communication. Like, Kale, what are you doing, please stay on your lane... No, what are you doing... They overrun yours, let me... NOOO...

As a Salamanders Fan, this irritates me greatly. A heavy would have been the only logical choice.

Im not sure if, after years and years of no noteworthy improvement and still not fullfilling a metric ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the promises made, selling armor skins at 10 bucks a pop is the way to go... as much as i enjoyed the Game thus far, i really don't see the justification to switch to nickle-and-dime mode...

Maybe you are allowed to have mild considerations about doing so when your game actually begins to look like your trailers, fun pimps...

I play this game on a... 4? year old PC and it works like a charm. I had precisely one FPS drop during what is essentially a loading screen. The way people describe their issues with the supposedly bad optimization, i got to wonder if they try to run it on a toaster, a 1080 or something equally useless in 2025.

By the way; Reading one or the other comment; Of course your game runs like butts regardless of your GPU if you installed it on some Budget 250 GB HDD... Your GPU is only displaying Data, but it still has to be red. And if you use some crunchy old harddrive you can instal 30 4080TIs in your system, it still wont run proper... that has nothing to do with optimisation.

The game is pretty good. It is from my perspective, having played Worlds last, an improvement all across the board. The gameplay is much more fun, the way you progress feels less copy pasted than it did back there and i really enjoy a lot of the quality of life features implemented.

Visually the game is pretty well made. I dont think it set itself on highest quality for me, but even then the lighting, the effects and just the way scenes are played, framed and animated are just very fun to watch and again an improvement from the already not bad little cutscenes and animations monsters got before.

The characters also look pretty neat and believable without being uncanny, which somehow surprised me more than it should have.

I felt right at home, even tho im far from a die hard MH fan! I picked my old Charge Blade again and it felt like it used to, just less tedious and same for the fights as a whole.

The story is neat. As per usual its nothing to write home about 10 Minutes in, but its again better than World's attempts, feels more like something is actually going on and is doing a good job at not feeling boring so far either.

Im looking forward to continue playing!