This guy (that's you!) is a stand up type. :]

Google Matthew Munden, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am the Dork Knight!!!!!

once put it in a girl's butt so she would leave so he could play l4d

=^..^= My condolences

=^..^= Sorry

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I vaped some Tyson Indica https://www.ocgreenrelief.org/Medications.html and I thought of Mike Tyson, both the boxer and the internet man.

So pro he can play games he isn't capable of playing.

Tells girls that he is STD-free but he's never been tested and thinks he has HPV on his penis

Also: He convinced a girlfriend that he was into watersports, just so he could pee on he. It's a funny prank, really, he pretended like he wanted to pee on her, just so he could pee on her. RUSE: SUCCESSFUL!

And owns three cars.

Lives in a shed.