Recent reviews by vacantcode

Very silly arcade horse racer in the style of Excitebike with intentionally clunky (but fun!) rhythm controls. Race to earn coins, maintain hooves, upgrade horseshoes & play a meta arcade. Super cool!

The game has a massive stutter playing attack cards.
I know this is EA and I'm sure we're looking at another hit here - but as of this writing, I can't afford to be out $25 on a game I can't even enjoy.
Refunded until this is resolved.

I can't even reliably review this game because my experience with it changes dramatically with every update.

I just wanna play pinball.

The screen format is so bad the playfield is crammed on the left side of the screen while the DMD and a generic 'backbox' graphic take up the majority of the real estate.

The tables themselves might be fun, but I couldn't bring myself to play it for more than 5min because of the eye strain.

I don't know who this is for, but I don't even want it on sale for $3.14.
Refunded like a MF.

-UPDATED REVIEW-

Solid boomer built on a modified Quake engine.

The devs added a launcher that borked it on the Deck, where you'd have to hunt down the exe in desktop mode and add it as a non-Steam game.
That's since been 'fixed', but the game still requires proton fixes to boot, which I feel doesn't qualify it for "Verfied" status.

Nonetheless, I do recommend the game.
I just hope they get their act together with this kinda stuff because the fans never react positively.

I feel like this is the Quake-like I've been searching for!
VERY good and still in development, despite a short lapse in updates.
If you love the OG Quake as much as I do, you'd be a fool not to snatch this sucker up.
Especially on sale as it is right now!

You better believe I recommend this!

Either deaf or indifferent to player's comments on performance, the developers prioritize things like level editors before making their game playable.
Don't be fooled by the trailer.
You'll probably find yourself exiting the game shortly after booting it.
IT'S REALLY *THAT* BAD.

Zany, first-person, parkour survivors-like that has you Fruit Ninja-ing your way through hordes to complete recipe power-ups! Fun gameplay loop, killer soundtrack, great visiauls and lots of promise!

It's barely a game, but I still felt compelled to play it to 100% completion.
I don't know if that says more about me or the game.

I stayed up later than I should have last night, feeding and overfeeding my Glonks. And you know, I'm actually pretty okay with that. Time well spent.