"My ancestors are smiling at me, Xi Jinping, can you say the same?!" -Nordic Hong Kong resident, 2019

-(best radio boy)

You need jesus

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her, but this will not happen for a few reasons. I am married and faithful to my wife. Also, she is famous, wealthy and attractive and I imagine she could have sexual intercourse with anyone she chooses. It seems unlikely she would choose me because I am not wealthy, fairly unattractive, lacking in personality and my personal hygiene leaves much to be desired.

One for the east, and one for the west

After the cold war, the war was split into two, two phones.

THE ONLY BULLY HERE IS YOU

Do you guys have pizza at PetSmart?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1XRs2y0Uo

poo poo in my butt

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

Do you know when the water is gonna be back on?

so you guys have jalapeno poppers, but when is that pizza coming in?

Forget not, someone my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did kill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjpObUPEJpg&playnext=1&list=PL7836A7983BBC4569

Kill someone my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did not forget

Someone forgot to kill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt forget how to kill

I didn't forget how to kill your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I didn't forget how to kill you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

LIAM NEESON is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EPIC!!! id give myself to liam neeson any day hahahahahahahahahha

idk why there is a space between the e's near the end =[

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i like to move it move it, i like it suck it suck it, i like to.... self suck!!!

thanks :D