wtftuck
dirk
Oakland, California, United States
Currently Offline
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last played on Jan 26
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Oct 16, 2017 @ 6:14pm 
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Dec 12, 2016 @ 7:04pm 
Derek, regarding your profile picture, why are you riding an inflatable duck?
Nov 6, 2016 @ 3:36pm 
Derek, regarding your profile picture, why is a bandana covering your face? Are you looting that thing you're holding?
Jan 3, 2015 @ 7:49pm 
Derek change your location on your steam profile. Amherst, Ohio is a lie!
Jun 20, 2014 @ 7:49pm 
JEFF GORDON LMAO
Jan 16, 2014 @ 10:46pm 
Derek remember that one time when I caught you makin out in the back of the purple neon?