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May 11 @ 11:25pm 
Killing everyone with an assault rifle is of course off limits in real life.
But in the privacy of my bedroom, on FACEIT, it becomes a meditation that turns off the noise in my brain -- Something i never thought possible thanks to bipolar 2 & ADHD
Mar 27 @ 1:41am 
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Jun 23, 2022 @ 2:44am 
she like the way that i dance, she like the way that i fart
she like the way that i poop, she like the way that i poo
Jun 6, 2022 @ 6:30am 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.
Feb 11, 2022 @ 12:45am 
👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱
Jul 26, 2021 @ 4:29am 
👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱
Oct 13, 2019 @ 10:25am 
broh...that's drained
Jun 12, 2018 @ 12:36am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Feb 5, 2017 @ 4:55am 
I think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about xtopher. U wouldn't say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at LAN, hes jacked, not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants, and hangs with the hottest guys. Yall are pathetic lol.
Nov 23, 2015 @ 4:24pm 
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Nov 20, 2015 @ 9:57pm 
lol
Nov 20, 2015 @ 9:56pm 
ty jared
Nov 20, 2015 @ 9:52pm 
15 years. ty subway
Nov 20, 2015 @ 9:27pm 
perverted
Nov 20, 2015 @ 9:11pm 
w0t
Nov 20, 2015 @ 9:04pm 
wtf is that ♥♥♥♥
Nov 17, 2015 @ 3:23pm 
no
Nov 17, 2015 @ 6:45am 
help
Nov 17, 2015 @ 2:16am 
You will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perverted, kid. I can fap to anything, anytime, and I can shock you in over seven hundred fetishes, and that’s just with my hard drive archive. Not only am I extensively trained in left-armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Exhentai.org and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable vanilla tastes, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ furry porn all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perverted, kiddo.
Nov 17, 2015 @ 2:16am 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little normie? I’ll have you know I graduated of my class in the 4chan's /d/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret threads on Gurochan, and I have over 300 confirmed posts. I am trained in futanari warfare and I’m the top collector in the entire Internet hentai forces. You are nothing to me but just another normie. I will shock you the ♥♥♥♥ out with weird fetishes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, normie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of quadruple amputees across the Internet and your tastes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of weird fetish porn, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sanity.
Nov 15, 2015 @ 11:59pm 
Really helpful, just tried it myself. Never felt so empty in my life!
Nov 15, 2015 @ 11:29pm 
Thanks for the knowledge!
Nov 15, 2015 @ 9:44pm 
Coffee enemas are a great way to detox the body. Coffee is not good for your consumed orally, but taken as an enema it has many great benefits.
Nov 12, 2015 @ 4:05am 
Oct 6, 2015 @ 2:45am 
ya but im suprmeme xDDDDDD
Oct 6, 2015 @ 2:39am 
study study study :steambored:
Sep 11, 2015 @ 1:57am 
NOT THE TEC9
Sep 11, 2015 @ 1:43am 
ur bullying me
Sep 11, 2015 @ 1:37am 
19.8 hours past 2 weeks

You could've studied to get da 99.95
Aug 15, 2015 @ 10:05pm 
D33P
Aug 15, 2015 @ 9:57pm 
You paint yourself white
And fill up with noise
But there'll be something missing


That's deep :'(
Jul 31, 2015 @ 9:50pm 
is lem now :'(
Jul 22, 2015 @ 5:38am 
NOT LEM
suckx
Nov 2, 2012 @ 11:09pm 
Quick and easy trade. +1!
Dec 11, 2011 @ 1:28am 
your more pathetic than rick perry trying to count to 3 in jesus' name..
Jul 2, 2011 @ 7:24pm 
I'M POSTING ON YOUR STEAM WALL CAUSE I WANT A TICKED KTHXBAI