Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the ♥♥♥♥ you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ research!



Te recomiendo apenas me agregues me pongas un nick porque cambio el perfil todo el tiempo