Follow the lord Bo Diddles, or be struck by lightning on a clear day.

On the 8th day of the week, Jesus Christ had a 1v1 with our almighty savior Bo Diddles. On that day, Jesus was 420 noscoped by our gracious lord, Bo Diddles. For this, the 8th day of the week was removed from the calender, the Israelites converted to Bo Diddleism, and Shrek was no longer Dreck.

We ask everyone in this group to give thanks to the almighty lord Bo Diddles, for without him, many of us wouldn't be the people we are today. May his marijuana grace our testosterone levels.

Facts about Bo Diddles:
1. He is not a man nor woman. He is simply Bo Diddles.
2. Anyone who is not converted to Bo Diddleism is struck by lightning on a clear day.
3. Bo Diddles brought down the Roman Empire singlehandedly.
4. Dave Oshry is a late cousin of Bo Diddles. Rest in Pieces.
5. Shrek is not Dreck.
6. Bo Diddles invented breasts.
7. The Church of Bo Diddles is in Vatican City.

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charlie

Aug 4, 2015 @ 1:06am

HOT

Wacky Hijinks

Mar 23, 2015 @ 4:28am

r.i.p this church

Zombie Extinguisher

Oct 30, 2014 @ 10:51am

I was like "6. Bo Diddles invented breasts. " ... JOIN

Crem

Sep 23, 2014 @ 7:59pm

I am so glad I may see the rise of the church of Bo Diddles, it seems like just yesterday I played cod with him... He was an elegant being MLG quickscoping abilities to his orgasmic voice. Praise be Bo Diddles. Bo Diddles be praised.