To cleanse the world of unchickiness

Alright guys, Im putting my hat on, Sadly, We need more chicken, The chicken God is almost given up on the Chicken Church, If this keeps up, The chicken church will be burned down and turned into a KFC Fast food store, So, to prevent that, We need to convert more people! If we can get atleast 5 more members *45 members* before June 10th, KFC will be pushed back into Kentucky, Sorry for this announcement but we need more chickens! Cluck!