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Greetings, fine denizens of MOG.


You may be wondering as to why I have called attention to this announcement.
Dreadfully so, I have reasons to believe that not just one, but two members of our fine group may be, erm, HOMOSEXUAL.

As of course, you all know, such behavior is strictly prohibited within MOG. MOG was, and always will be, a safe space for young Christians to gather. As were the thoughts of our great founder, Nigglyson Dingle.

I shall not be naming names, as both Lucas and Aiden know who they are.
Punishments will be laid upon them. Both this Saturday, and in the afterlife.
The two of them are set to be hung at 11:37 A.M.

With that, our bi-yearly announcement has come to a close. I wish all
straight members of MOG to enjoy their vacation.


Loving regards,
Unoble