Kill all the melony bastards

Melons are the plague of the earth ask a melon guardian what the melons vines are for they will tell you it is for hugging the earth that is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, The melon will strangle the life out of all other plants and slowly kills the earth around it. I made this group when a randome person asked me to join the melon guardians haveing bumped into a few i knew this, there all dumbasses then i made this group to opose them. The melon guardians are a joke, where were they when the melon cannon was invented? A weapon that hurls these abominations at high speeds killing the melon and maybe a bystander. Where were they when i made a catapult hurling hundreds of the ♥♥♥♥♥ to a smashing end. They were on a server killing people who killed 1 melon. The melons seed grows into there minds perverting them into imbeciles. No more we shall kill all melons we meet before the zombies smash our windows and climb into our homes. The melons plan the apocalypse but we shall prevent it we shall be there yin to there yang the night to there day. What good story didnt have at least one villian?

(basically whenever you see a melon in a map kill it untill its dead in the face.)