Sneaky! fan group

We must make an army of over 10000000000000000 prem players so we can take over the world with tf2 comp. Our king will be sneaky. We are all his soldiers. America will be first. We will take over the UGC, then take the white house. Obama will have to give the presidency to us.

We will have enemies, though. No doubt Tetrix and his slaves are making a plan for world domination as we speak. It doesn't matter. For we have Sneaky on our side, and sneaky is god.

Once we take over the world, and everyone is playing comp, we will unleash our ultimate weapon on the universe: The Sneakifier. This will turn the entire universe into a place of comp and prem backstabs.

Please comment on this plan. This is a rough plan, so it may become better. Don't worry, sneaky fans. We will suceed. We will win. We are sneaky.