We all love Swiss Army Knife and pledge our eternal worship to him!

I know you're all very excited to be worshipping me and I'm very anxious to really get to the really good 'worshippin' but I'm gonna lay out some ground rules first..

1. Do not touch the Swiss Army Knife.
2. Do not play with his doodads and accessories.
3. Avoid the point end unless you're ready for Swiss' blessing upon you!
4. Porno sprays and avatars are okay but only if they're Swiss Army Knife porn.
5. The group's above name "Hacking Source" is a cover to mislead those who are too.. STEWPIID to worship Swiss Army Knife and those who would call his followers brain washed imbeciles.
6. You do as Swiss Army Knife commands unless of course he commands you to not do what he commands.

Obey and follow in his red shiny glory!