Everybody Loves Tarantulas

Tarantulas tarantulas
Everybody loves tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas

They're so soft and their so furry
And they're so cute if your visions blurry
all of mine got free but don't you worry
Though they're crawling up your wall in a big hurry

Tarantulas tarantulas
Everybody loves tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas

Can you feel that itch on the top of your head
It could be one of them crawling instead
But it won't bite unless it senses fear
So just stay calm 'til it's gone in a year

Tarantulas tarantulas
Everybody loves tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas