Welcome to the cult of Stan

Hello my child. I am Stan. You have come across my page by no coincidence. I have sent someone to recruit you, whether you know it or not.

My message is clear. Spread the word of Stan. You will take my messages and spread them to every gamer, here and there. You WILL accept your new life as a Disciple of Stan, and you will be excited.

Failure to adhere to the gospels of Stan will result in immediate removal from our chapter, and we shall be forced to take immediate action against you.

Please do not upset Stan.

Join at your own behest, and beware.

Stan is watching.