PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO OUR SUPREME OVERLORD TOBACCO OR ELSE

Centuries ago, our supreme overlord his majesty Tobacco was conceived. His wisdom and teaching has proved all theories wrong today. And for this, he has gotten a lot of criticism. His enemies are numerous but he is powerful. Over the past few decades he has been though a lot of discrimination and opposition. This is why he has chosen us for his servants. We are his followers. JOIN US AND LET NOTHING GET IN THE WAY OF OUR SUPREME OVERLORD TOBACCO. LET US ELIMINATE ALL THOSE WHO CONSPIRED AGAINTS HIM. YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CANT HIDE. DONT RESIST.TOBACCO4LYFE!!!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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