Now with a crappy series! "Kyon's Reasoning."

This is a message to everyone on my friend's list. Congratulations, you have been notified of Kyon finally attaining a Bill's Hat. To celebrate this occasion, he would like to host a house party. Note, he would LIKE to host a house party. Due to unfortunate circumstances, involving "Stranger Danger," "Not knowing people IRL," and the fact that he is kind of a shut-in, this event will not occur. Thank you for your time and thank you for reading this important announcement. Sincerely, Kyon, The Proud Bill's Hat Owner.