I SHALL CAPTURE YOUUUUU!!!

HELLO HUMANS! MY NAME IS PAPYRUS! AND I AM A ROYAL GUARD! WELL... NOT YET ANYWAYS! BUT I SHALL BECOME ONE!! ..SOMEDAY THOUGH... ANYWAYS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS! AND I AM A GREAT COOK! MY FAVORITE FOOD IS PASTA! I AM A SKELETON ALSO! MY BROTHER'S NAME IS SANS! AND HE'S LAZY.. -.-... NOW I'M GOING TO CAPTURE A HUMAN!!