Chouwee is god. Chouwee is...... our lord.

This cult is where we praise the best tf2 player in the history of the world, chouwee, as a god.

The only rules are that you respect and pray to chouwee.

It's highly encouraged to get anyone that disgraces chouwee banned from the server he is playing on.

To earn ranks you must join chouwee in a game whenever he is online, and heal only him. You uber only chouwee. You are no other class besides medic, and chouwee your pocket. Heal him if he's a spy. Uber him when he's a sniper. There is nothing chouwee cannot do.

You may also invite your entire friends list to the cult, there is no one chouwee will not welcome. If you manage to bring 5 people into chouwee's boon, you shall be awarded with a missionary (moderator) level position.

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Our lord has spoken. The 10 Chouwmandments are here.

November 19, 2012 - tiocfaidh ár lá | 0 Comments

And Chouwee spoke all these words, saying,

I am the Lord thy Chouwee, which have brought thee out of the land of 2fort, out of the house of bondage.

1. Thou shalt not worship any but Chouwee

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in dustbowl above, or that is in the badlands beneath, or that is in the water under lakeside. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy Chouwee am a jealous Chouwee, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my chouwmandments.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Chouwee in vain; for the Lord will not hold him with hats that taketh his name in vain.

4. Remember the chouwee day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou pocket chouwee, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the chouwee of the Lord thy chouwee: in it thou shalt not do any pocketing, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy free to play, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy spawn gates: For in six days the Lord made dustbowl and badwater, the lakeside, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore Chouwee blessed the chouwee day, and hallowed it.

5. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the capture point which the Lord thy Chouwee giveth thee.

6. Thou shall not play quickfix medic with less than 9 other teammates.

7. Thou shall not commit a spycap with 12 minutes left in the map.

8. Thou shall not scam, shark, or hack other accounts.

9. Thou shall not go baby face's blaster scout and pretendeth to be a spy.

10. Thou shall not covet your friends siter without asking him first, nor his wife, nor his unusual, nor his mannservant, nor his gibus, nor his hale's own weapon, nor anything that would cause a significant loss of wealth in one's backpack.