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Back when I was in the trenches in the great war, a man would occasionally beckon to me from the dead man's land. He would share me insight about the rotten future we were about to plunge into. The age of toxic shampoo. In the great war a man would sometimes tell me stories and he would tell them well. He would tell me that the shampoo we use is poisonous. Sodium lauryl sulfate. That's what he called it. And in the end I don't know where he went or how he survived. He was an angelic being with muscles so tender and strong. That's when I decided to start a gym. Are you here for the delivery my boy?

YOU'RE NOT LATINA SHUT UP!!

I am a rizzless, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chud. Ok, and that’s how it is, that’s how I was born, I’m an incel, and some people say “You’re rich, you’re famous, you’re not bad looking, why can’t you rizz up the baddies, why can’t you rizz up Livvy Dunne.” It’s because I am a CHUD!!! I am a rizzless CHUD!!! That is why. So, it’s over for me.

I LOVE LATINAS! SHOUT OUT TO ALL LATINAS!!

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