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Do you consider yourself a c00l dude, like something between Clint Eastwood and Jackie Chan?

There's only 1 correct spelling of c00l and its with zeros, so you better embrace it motha ♥♥♥♥♥ or else you wont be c00l dum dum. You want to be a part of the c00l kids right. Better late than never thats pretty c00l right. We have tons of c00l sayings you know, like "just be yourself xd", "Find what you love and let it kill you" and who can forget "Any community that gets laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company". You probably didnt know it before but now you do. Also i wonder how many seconds of peoples life i can harvest just by writing garbage, yea it was all here to trick you. A bit bamboozled if i say so myself but dont be a sore loser thats not what a c00l person would do. So join me or maybe you make me look like a fool for the rest of my life :(

Did you know? The ancient "shamisen" musical instrument makes a "Chin, ton, shan"-like sound.