Make uncle Sam proud you pay your taxes with FREEDOM

My Uncle Sam needs money? I'm on it...♥♥♥♥♥.
Raise my tax and imma' yawn, and here,
Take my wallet!

It's the least I could pay,
Livin' in the USA is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ privilege,
Even though most dudes I know are jobless, and struggling and hopeless,
With a broken promise from college,
That put em' in debt to the neck where the rope is...
...and health insurance?
Whaddya joking?