Coalition for the freedom to eat pizza in public

"You have a good soul, and I hate giving good people bad news. Oh, don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door, you'll start feeling better. You'll remember you don't believe in any of this fate crap. You're in control of your own life, remember? Here, take a slice of pizza. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain."

David's Pizza (video)
Take a Hit of Pizza to the Head