Penguins Must Die According To Narwhals

Everyday i live to the ugly fact that penguins are on earth. Ever since penguins invaded Nartopia to live there Narwhals have been at war with the penguins. The Narwhals fled to earth to live there because the ocean was the color of thier skin. The penguins then moved to earth because they werent awesome enough to live at a planet with 3 letters of the narwhals name in it and they were too stupid to change the name. So come with us join us my friend and be a part of the pod!