Got Magic? B)

You will bring me only the finest of offerings fit for a king - nay - a GOD and we shall feast apon the remains of a trynanasharkusrexicus and drink the blood of its babies. To the man who brings me the most awesome present, shall be written down into our history books as a great man/fish/bear/whatever you are.(Translation: It's be pretty nice to get some presents from you guys, remember no present is too much who ever gets me the best present will be player of the week all the way up until my next birthday or until there is an event.)

P.s. no crates pls, I already have enough.