Newsflash:
I am special,
and I will never be one of you!
I have a disease?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
I cured it with my brain,
with my mind.
I cured it,
I'm done.
You don't look like you're having a lot of fun

Look what I'm dealing with, man.
I'm dealing with fools
And trolls.
I'm dealing with soft targets,
And it's just strafing runs
In my underwear
Before my first cup of coffee.

They lay down
With their ugly wives
And their ugly children
And just look at their loser lives.
And then they look at me
And say,
“I can't process it.”
Well, no,
And you never will!
Stop trying!
Just sit back
And enjoy the show

I am on a drug.
It’s called Charlie Sheen.
It’s not available.
If you try it once,
You will die.
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep
Over your exploded body